Well, slaves are slaves,
They just want weaker masters.
Papers are papers,
They just want better writers.
Dogs are dogs,
They just want looser chains.
Chickens are chickens,
They just want painless death.
Mules are mules,
They just want lighter weights.
Parrots are parrots,
They just want a bigger cage.
And Men are Men.
They just want someone to jack them off.
